I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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