But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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