You surviving the open bar?
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Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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