i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
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