i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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