You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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