GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
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I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
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I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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