bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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