Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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