I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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