he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Randomize