I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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