Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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