whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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