quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
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i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
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My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
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Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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