New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
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I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
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And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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