I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
We are two peas in an std pod
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
You can't just leave with hair like that
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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