He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
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Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
she told me i tasted like america
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
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Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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