you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
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