did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
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i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
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She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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