Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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