i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
We talked him into tasing himself.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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