Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
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That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
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$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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