I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
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my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
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Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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