i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
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he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
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Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
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