ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
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The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
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i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I'm like, not good at living.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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