Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
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Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
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I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.