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the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.

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(740): the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best. http://tfl.nu/5k82

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Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.

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(432): Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite. http://tfl.nu/cdg2

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How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?

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(317): How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend? http://tfl.nu/0zg1

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Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.

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(262): Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile. http://tfl.nu/y44t

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his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.

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(913): his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up. http://tfl.nu/i0an

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yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.

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(304): yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at. http://tfl.nu/ro5c

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and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.

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(573): and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex. http://tfl.nu/r14v

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So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?

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(618): So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date? http://tfl.nu/zipl

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Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.

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This has already gotten way out of hand

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(336): Two words. Shotgunning Cognac. (850): This has already gotten way out of hand http://tfl.nu/ow6e

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If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.

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(305): If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals. http://tfl.nu/sngt

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All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks

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(918): All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks http://tfl.nu/j9e3

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You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep

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(860): You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep http://tfl.nu/5kc4

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Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad

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(812): Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad http://tfl.nu/owz5

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Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.

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(813): Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey. http://tfl.nu/gju4

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I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.

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(+61): I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING. http://tfl.nu/8crd

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