I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
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I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
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I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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