I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
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I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
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are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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