Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
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He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
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okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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