i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
high people should be assigned attendants
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
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i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
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You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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