PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
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I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
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As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
My vagina just clenched in fear
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night