My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
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Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
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Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.