There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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