Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
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At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
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I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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