don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
I will be naked everywhere
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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