If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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