Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Randomize
