all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
