I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
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