My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
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How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
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my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Randomize