so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
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Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
you had me at cake vodka
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
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Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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