you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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