I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
