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Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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