like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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