It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
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My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
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I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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