If i come over, it means nothing
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
