never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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