this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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