Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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