Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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