do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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