Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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