it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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